This week RPS has been racked by employees absences on account of sickness, household affairs, press journeys, and a dire drive of negation referred to as “vacation”. For some time, on Friday, I believed I is perhaps the one one left. “Is there anybody alive on the market?” I howled, guiding my lifeboat among the many frozen gobbets of low cost gaming keyboard. “Can anybody hear me?” Then, I heard a number of, faint voices on the wind. Excellent news: RPS nonetheless has some writers and what’s extra, they’ve plans for the weekend.
Graham
All being effectively I might be beginning Break up Fiction this weekend, however all shouldn’t be effectively and I have been laid low by a sore throat for over every week now. Such a pitiful factor to be defeated by, however I am discovering it troublesome to pay attention. I’ll endeavour to search out some lonely, brainless distraction to play.
Brendy
Found clinging to an inflated samurai cuirass, yelling “tasukete!” Too delirious to element his weekend actions, so given a sizzling sake and despatched beneath decks to compose haiku.
Edwin
This weekend I’ve two embargoed issues to play. One includes a variety of door-opening, the opposite is awash with seasonal change. One is a overview, the opposite is a preview. You’ll completely by no means guess and I want to see you strive. Additionally, a PSA for Mungrul: I’ve tried to do certainly one of Ollie’s smiley faces, however very clumsily.
James
Had constructed himself a raft out of cut-price Samsung displays. Refused to be rescued, for ’tis his sworn intent to paddle to Greenland and provides J.D. Vance a wedgie.
Jeremy
I’m taking a break from Murderer’s Creed Shadows to return to the true shinobi sport that makes my coronary heart flutter – Ninja Gaiden Black 2. Naoe is cool and all, however can she do a 100-hit combo like Ryu Hayabusa? I feel not! Anyway, I put Ninja Gaiden 2 away earlier this 12 months as all the massive releases got here out in February and March, and going again to its easy, ‘beat the crap out of demons’ ranges after so many ponderous open worlds could be very good.
Ollie
Burst joyfully from the waves singing that the seaweed is at all times greener in anyone else’s lake, having gotten confused about which film we’re referencing right here.
Nic
I’ve by no means performed a videogame in my whole life and I see no motive to start out now.
However you, reader expensive, what are you taking part in this weekend?…
