Unhappy information, all. I am at present being sued by Nintendo for making myself a pleasant smooth boiled egg for breakfast on Tuesday, the intense yellow yolk of which was apparently too paying homage to Pikachu’s ballsack. They’ll doubtless take every part I’ve, together with my typing keyboard, so that is goodbye from me. With my final digital breath, I solely want to encourage a bit extra pleasure on the earth, so I’m demanding everybody within the feedback give me cat updates whether or not or not they personal a cat. Simply make up some lore for the cat you don’t have and inform me about it. This is what we’re all clicking on this weekend.
Brendy
I have been fixing murders in Shadows Of Doubt. However I’ve simply been evicted from my house, so I would spend a night stalking the streets for a brand new joint to hold up my raincoat.
Ed
heard concerning the new Like A Dragon sport and instantly melted right into a pile of goo.
Edwin
No video video games for me this weekend, as I will be engaged on extra-curricular thing-a-lings and in addition, going to any individual’s fortieth birthday celebration (not mine). Out of respect for this individual, and in addition as a result of I wish to do a little bit of newbie demographic analysis, please solely depart a touch upon this text in case you are over 40. Particularly, we welcome recommendation about flattering picture filters, and solutions for scenic areas wherein to desert babies.
Graham
bought impressed by the Ed goo and is constructing a lake of goo in Minecraft, assuming that is a factor you are able to do.
James
Do not let the truth that I have never finished a WAWPWPAPAPWWPA for a month make you suppose that I’ll be taking part in one thing aside from Elden Ring. As a result of I am nonetheless fucking taking part in Elden Ring.
Jeremy
took one have a look at the Ed goo and did a runner.
Kiera
is poking the Ed goo with a stick.
Nic
I’m taking part in the sport concerning the man from Astrobot that murdered his household, for evaluate. Possibly some UFO 50 too!
Ollie
drunk the Ed goo with a straw out of curiosity and bought a tummy ache, leaving me none of his worldly posessions and all his weekly column duties.
However you, reader expensive, what are you taking part in this weekend?
